Once upon a time... in Portugal!

1st chapter
It's a sunny, blue sky day and little Wei lays down in the garden smoking grass with Jason. While a smoke rings competition is going on, they talk about how wonderful is grass in Portugal!!! She says she's gonna keep smoking for the next 6 months and then stop, be healthy and have a baby!!!!!

We live in a wondefull 3 floors house somewhere in North Portugal. The place is amazing, beautiful with all those mountains around us... The house is a old one so it needs some work on it. Right now Gunda is painting the front wall in the living room... I mean not painting with one only boring color. She has been painting in the last 10 days a huge buddha that will "smile on us" each time we enter the room (like the one in Simone's album, remember?). She really likes to paint (or to be stoned with the smell of the paintings?...) which means that she spends 24 hours a day on that wall... which means that Geonta, her horse, is right now starving!!!!

Besides Geonta, we have a rabbit pet and a cat. Tangui chose their names, the rabbit is Bunny and the cat Baby... Don't know why but I think there's something of a sexual frustration on these names... Tangui is schizophrenic, but he's much better now: he doesn't run naked anymore in the house in the middle of the night, and he stopped having these strange nightmares where he is attacked by big, fat naked women... He fell in love with his psychologist and things went so well that she might move here very soon. You know... charming portuguese girls.

Lothar arrives from London tomorrow, and it's so exciting because... you remember the pictures he took of Wei, Twinkle and me? "Nudes in yoga Asanas, different perspectives"? Se, well... after the success in Bangkok, he managed to make expositions in Porto, Venice and London!!! Everybody loved so much! And the best thing is: he's a f... rich guy now!!!! (Hey Wei, our sugar daddy was right in front of us!!!!!). He's thinking for the next work just skip the yoga think, just "Nudes, different perspectives".

I quit my PhD when I was 5 months pregnant of Kirill. Now he's 18 months and is a lovely child. Everybody wants to teach him his own language but, french, indian, german and english it's too much for him, so he just stares at me like he wants to ask "Mum, what's wrong with your friends?". I'm a yoga teacher, the rest of my time I'm a farmer and I run after Kirill that discovered few weeks ago the duck pond and decided he wants to take a bath in there... We are doing this biological agriculture thing and besides that we tried the mushroom cultivation, but Graeme was right: it stinks. Anyway that "special production" is going on!

When we arrived all these guys loved so much portuguese food that they put a lot of weight on them... To be honest it wasn't nice to see Twinkle with 65 Kg, so we decided that Wei would cook again her wonderful healthy salads... But Wei got just fed up with cooking and Twinkle had her trial,... thats why it's smelling like burned in the house today... Each time she cooks something not eatable she locks herself in her room, watches 3 hours of "Sex in the city" and everything is ok again!!!

Twinkle, together with Jason and Wei are working in the sex industry, they already started in Bangkok where their worries about lonely thai women led them to stablish a distribution company of dildos imported from China. The business advisor was Graeme Tayler and Chris is still there keeping things running! In Portugal things are not going so well as there was already a good bunch of fellows in the business...
Oh my godness! I've to go! KIRILL IS IN THE DUCK POND!

By the way here it is our family album!

(Any similarity with reality is (more or less) coincidence.)