Madness and Mayhem

2nd chapter
One warm summer evening, as we finished a delicious meal cooked by Twinkle (yes, she managed to make a damn good malai kofta) something occured to all of us simultaneously. Like a bolt of lightning struck us all at once... who's the father of Ines' baby? Surely after another bottle of wine we could get the answer out of her. Was it someone from the 'family' or was it an outsider?

Mai Pen Rai... we'll get it out of her by the end of the next few chapters... meanwhile, Twinkle was on the mission to get the house into shape. It was Tanguy and Lothar's job to look after everything to do with the mushrooms, but my goodness they were hopeless at their job!!! Instead harvesting the mushrooms (which had grown wild and lethal) Lothar was taking nude shots, and Tanguy was having more nightmares about naked fat women and cows because his psychologist had left him for another woman... poor Tanguy. Luckily Claudia was coming back, and what a welcome arrival she was! Chris also decided to come back from overseeing the dildo production in China to get the house back to order. Claudia's skills as a psychotherapist were great for Tanguy's well being, and she also started an exercise regime with Gunda to get us all back into shape to be better nude models for Lothar.

How will the house ever get back into order?

Tanguy decides to take action... finally! After a few hypnosis sessions with Claudia he discovers his long lost calling as 'Bob' the alter ego of his former self. Scary thought... yes... At this point, we are all grateful for a visit from Elsa... she will set him straight. This needed to be rectified quickly as we all now have names beginning with 'B' that resemble porn names - Bussy, Bunny, Baby, Billy, Bambi...